WARNING: This is a article about Bob's Doppel, in order to make Honey's lies more believable, I (Splinklus) was a very close friend of Bob, this is only here to archive this fake ass page.
"F tier, I feel honored" - BallbusterOIA
"Like seriously we can't take you seriously at all 😂😂😂😂" - JustaThing65
Due to the fact Glaggle Giggly156 can't read I sadly have to put a notice saying that the move is canon to the story, sorry for breaking the forth wall. - HoneyHive12 (Not Honey H)
A photo of Bob
Bob is a lousy motherfucking asshat that should kill himself, I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF HIM SPREADING FALSE INFORMATION, HOW IS HE A HIGHERUP FOR THE GLAGGLAND NEWS LIKE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!?!? ALL HE DOES IS MAKE UP STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT, AND FOR WHAT? FAME? PROSPARITY? SALVATION? HE SHOULD BE PUBLICLY EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY. I AM DEPRESSED BECAUSE THE GAS DIDN'T KILL THIS FUCKING GAZO BECAUSE HE IS SOOOOOOO SPECIAL TO WHERE HE HAS TO LIVE IN THE MAINLAND
SUPER HIGH TECH BOB MONITORING DEVICE: Being a bitch.
Appearance[]
All he is is a Gazo, he will always be just ANOTHER FUCKING GAZO. (FUTURE NOTE: TECHNICALLY HE HAS A LIGHTER SKINTONE SO MY BAD, BUT STILL HE'S NOT SPECIAL)
History[]
Early life (True)[]
Bob was like every other young Gazo, because of course HE FUCKING DID, OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS GUY IS SO FUCKING BLAND AND STUPID IT IS UNREAL
Teen years (Lie)[]
SO YOU WANT TO KNOW? YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY HE IS SO FUCKING DUMB, DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY HE MAKES THOSE DUMB FUCKING THEORIES?
A
FUCKING
THEORY
FOR
WHY
THE
FOG
FUCKING
CAME
NO, IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING, INSTEAD OF HELPING PEOPLE HE WAS TOO FUCKING BUSY WATCHING SOMETHING THAT ISN'T EVEN CORRECT, THEY SAID SOMEHING OVERLY MORBID CAUSED IT, WANNA KNOW WHAT THE OVERLY MORBID THING WAS? They said that it was caused from, you guessed it! IT CAME FROM THE FALLEN GAZO'S ROTTING ORGANS. YEP, MAKES MORE SENSE NOW DOES IT?!?!?
Glaggleland Massacre (Biggest Lie of Honey's sad life)[]
He said it never happened.
Carrer + Mordern Day (Lie)[]
Guess what. ONE THEORY, O N E T H E O R Y, WAS CORRECT SO HE MUST GO NEAR THE TOP RANK FOR NO FUCKING REASON LIKE OH MY FUCKING GOD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM DEAD,
Final Days (True)[]
Day 1: He decided to go to Blibble's Field like the SLACKER he is, little does he know, I have a surprise for him when he goes on this same hike again. ; )
found him
Day 2: Just got my position, bro gonna get got.
my stance
Day 3: ...so I got news, so the Bob I shot was a mimic, but hey, I STILL SHOT THE FUCKER DUE TO HIM IGNORING THE FUCKING GUNSHOTS BECAUSE OF COURSE HE DID, GET FUCKING GOT LOSER. I WON I FUCKING WON.
the result
Day 4: I got promoted for my hard work, so uhh yeah turns out nobody liked him and a Mimic promoted him in the first place to spread misinformation, so uhhh yeah, good ending :)
Postmortem (Lie (except the mimic they were real but not there for his reasons))[]
So, it turns out his blood WAS DYED ENPHOSIAN GOO, so it doesn't sound weird we also went through their phone, THIS MIMIC WENT THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF DYING HIS BLOOD, AND IN HIS ENPHOSOWEB IT REVEALS THAT HE WAS GETTING CONSTANT FUCKASS MESSAGES TO DO HIS JOB AS A MIMIC, SO, IN ORDER, A MIMIC COPIED A GAZO AND TO FIT IN BETTER DECIDED TO DYE THEIR BLOOD BRIGHT RED, SO GOOD AS A MIMIC THAT THEY FORGOT THEY WERE ONE AT SOME POINT, WAS PROMOTED TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION BY A MIMIC, THEN AFTER YEARS OF DOING FUCKALL OUTSIDE OF BEING STUPID, DECIDED TO GO TO BLIBBLE'S FIELD FOR SOME FUCKALL REASON, ANOTHER ENPHOSIAN SAW ME AND SENT A MIMIC (I THINK) TO PROTECT HIM, BUT BOB WAS SO FUCKING STUPID HE IGNORED THE GUNSHOTS AND DIED. ALL THAT EFFORT TO JUST TO BE KILLED ANYWAY, GOD I HATE BOB.
PS: HE ALSO FOUND A WAY TO ADD A SHELL OVER HIS SKIN TO MAKE IT NON-LETHAL, THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID
Quotes[]
"I love my job!"
- Mr. fuckhead
Trivia[]
- I don't like him.
- To that one comment, no, he didn't make it, but he spread it around like there was no tomorrow.