PEDA

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Just for Fun

PEDA was made just for fun and should not be taken too seriously. Only mark this as a candidate for deletion per moderator request. This should NOT be used as an excuse to create pages unrelated to Glaggleland, though.
"Like seriously we can't take you seriously at all 😂😂😂😂" - JustaThing65

Work in Progress

PEDA is a Work in Progress. This means that this page is currently being created. Please try not to interfere with this process.
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GHA Page

PEDA is a Glaggleland Health Association official page. This means this page has some connection with the GHA and most likely documents health conditions, diseases, or any other medical information.
"I think you are in confusion" - Imababyglaggle

Not to be confused with KEDA.

PEDA is a virus said to spread to victims through peter griffin videos. It is currently being studied and doesn’t appear to be infectious. PEDA has infected one gembo after watching a peter griffin YTP.

PEDA virus
Pedah why have you become a virus
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Infectivity	Not contagious
Symptoms	Singing bird is the word, eating rice cakes despite how you hate them, and more
Danger / Lethality	0.2, you will fall down the stairs more often with this virus and hit your leg more often
What can be infected:	Everything
Allies(?)	Unknown

The Pedah
“Beat that Jared!”
Taxonomy
Species	Pedausdedus
General
Conservation Status	Near Threatened
Type	Pedah
Inhabits	Gemboland, glaggleland, and more. Originally from Petopia
Appearance
Distinctive Features	Hair and chin
Color	Light brown
Eye Shape	Circular
Mouth Shape	No mouth ends with a small smile
Personality
Common Traits	Singing bird is the word constantly and falling down the stairs
General Temperment	Neutral
Status on the Glaggleland Massacre	Aware

The 1st phase of PEDA. No changes in skin but will whisper bird is the word

The 2nd phase of PEDA. The victim has lighter skin and sings bird is the word in a louder voice

The 3rd phase of PEDA. the victim will sing bird is the word and dance along with having a sclera

The final phase of PEDA. the victim will look like peter, dance and sing bird is the word, and more

PEDA has not caused any known deaths at the current moment, but it will cause people to get hurt more often. A cure is being developed called “PEDA away” it can currently get rid of PEDA, but only in its early phases.

How PEDA was discovered

At some point, a Gembo decided to watch a family guy YTP. The Gembo felt happy but also felt a bit strange, The Gembo slowly became lighter in color and sang “bird is the word” randomly. it then got a sclera and danced to bird is the word constantly. the Gembo decided to check what the infection was and it was a new undiscovered virus, they named it “PEDA” due to how it looked like Peter Griffin.

What to do if you get PEDA

It is recommended to use elevators instead of stairs, escalators count as stairs since they are literally moving stairs. Try to lock rice cakes away from yourself, as you will sometimes try to eat them despite not liking them. Go to your local subway and do a commercial, it’ll give you lots of money.

Trivia

strangly, female glaggles infected by PEDA will look like Louis instead of Peter. Glaggles infected with PEDA can grow parts of their body back, but will grow an evil clone from the part that fell off. PEDA infected glaggles are known to say stuff like “this is worse than _____” often when they enter a bad scenario. PEDA infected glaggles often have a pet that can talk.

Petopia

Petopia is a place where pedahs take refuge, Petopia has many subways because subway commercials, it also has no abusive chickens “WIP”